Crazy Christmas: Hillarious Vintage Holiday Advertising !

EOF Crazy Christmas- Just What I Asked For

{“You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!”}

There are pretty crazy things out there these days, but the holiday season of the past was truly a weird and wild place, where you can never expect what you might find leafing through your holiday catalog, or coffee table magazines.

Dozens of inappropriate, odd, and down right bizarre suggestions can be found looking through vintage publications; most of which would never EVER make it to the pages of a magazine or catalog today.

We decided to share just a few of our favorites, and hope you enjoy them too!

EOF Crazy Christmas - Naughty Santa

{ Naught Santa! I guess everyone deserves their kicks . . .}

EOF Crazy Christmas - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

{“Buck! Don’t Bother Your Sister!”}

EOF Crazy Christmas- Chesterfield Xmas Ads

{These Would Make a Killing, Today!}

EOF Crazy Christmas- Undies Are Fundies{“No Comment.” }

EOF Crazy Christmas - Daisy Christmas Guns{“Now, no one can get in the way of our family!”}

EOF Crazy Christmas - Lucky Strike Xmas{Need anyone say more?}

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Sincerely,

{theEye}

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9 Comments Add yours

  1. Rincewind says:

    Reblogged this on Erotixx and commented:
    Totally inappropriate but oh so awesome xmas ads…

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  2. Listen to the words of this song.

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  3. vyvacious says:

    I love all the eclectic photos you always find to share with all of us!

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  4. my fave is the santa with the very happy smile, its theonly benign ad in the bunch.

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  5. Drew says:

    And they almost all revolve around cigarettes and guns! Merry Christmas!

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  6. OyiaBrown says:

    Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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  7. looks like some advertisers made a killing back then during christmas

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